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{Funny story 2}(This is not a sex story)Story: ”Me and my two brothers stuck in the elevator”Austin: There’s like no signal for our phones in this elevator.Zack: That’s dumb.(Elevator motor grinds)Austin: Oh my God!, I think the elevator just stopped.Zack: Oh my God!, is this really happening?David(Me): I told you your muscles and asses were too much weight…Austin: Shut up, David.Zack: What do we do?David(Me): I don’t know. Isn’t there like a cord we pull for the driver?Austin: That’s to stop a bus, you stupid bitch.David(Me): Oh yeah…Zack: What about that big, red button?David(Me): Why would we hit that?Zack: For like, emergencies.Austin: Red means stop, Zack.Zack: So?Austin: If you hit that button, you’re telling the emergency people to stop.Zack: Why would they have a button like that?David(Me): Because they’re stupid…Austin: We’ve gotta put our heads together and think.Zack: What?Austin: Just güvenilir bahis lean forward. C’mon, Blue(My nickname).David(Me): I’m not doing that…Zack: Have you thought of anything yet?Austin: No, nothing’s happening.Zack: Oh my god, we’ll be stuck in here forever.David(Me): We’ll probably be rescued soon…(1 hour later)Zack: (singing) 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer. Take one down, pass it around99 bottles of bear on the wall.David(Me): No…Zack: No, what?David(Me): It’s 98 bottles…Zack No, it isn’t.Austin: Yes, it is. You took one bottle down, so now you have one less bottle, Zack.Zack: No because the bottle got passed around.David(Me): Yeah, and then it was finished…Zack: Wow you literally don’t know your shapes.Austin: What does this have to do with shapes?Zack: You pass the bottle around.Austin: And?Zack: What shape is round?David(Me): A circle…Zack: Exactly.Austin: …Austin: türkçe bahis What the fuck are you talking about?Zack: You take the bottle down, you pass it around in a circle, and when the bottle getsback to you, you put it back on the wall.Austin: Why would you put an empty bottle back on the wall, Zack?Zack: It’s called recycling, Austin.David(Me): Wow…Three of them: …Zack: 99 bottles of-David and Austin: Shut up.(20 minutes later)David(Me): What are you doing?Austin: I’m gonna try something.Zack: What?Austin: If I jump high enough, the elevator will be triggered to move when I land.David(Me): That is the stupidest thing you’ve ever said…Austin: Trust me, it’s gonna work.Zack: Where did you even hear about this?Austin: I saw it in a movie once.Zack: Austin don’t-Austin: I can have us out of here in no time.David(Me): Do it.(Smashes ceiling)Austin: OH MY GAWD!Zack: AUSTIN!Austin I’m stuck!David(Me): güvenilir bahis siteleri This idea was amazing…Austin Get me down!Zack: How?Austin: Pull!David and Zack: …David(Me): That’s too much work no thanks.Zack: I’m not in a mood and I’m tired.(35 minutes later)Zack: What’s that smell?David(Me): Did somebody fart?Austin: I’m sorry, okay! It’s hard to hold it in up here.David(Me): It smells like a burnt silicone…Zack: We’ve gotta get out of here. I think we should hit the button.Austin: No! I told you that won’t work.Zack: We’re running out of oxygen.(Bangs)David(Me): What’s that?(Elevator doors open)Zack: Oh my god, we’re saved.David(Me): I’m so happy ._.firefighter: We got a call about a suspicious smell coming from this elevator.Austin: David did it!firefighter: Wait, were you guys stuck in here?Zack: We’ve been stuck here forever.firefighter: Why didn’t you hit the emergency call button?David(Me): What call button?firefighter: It’s the big red button on the panel.Austin: Oops-firefighter: Let’s get you out of here, follow me.(David and Zack follow the firefighter)Austin: Wait, guys! Help me out! Guys!? Help!!(The end)

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