A visit to the vets

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A visit to the vetsThree dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet’s when they started a conversation. The Black Labrador turned to the yellow Labrador and asked ” So why are you here today? “The yellow Lab replied, ” I’m a serial pisser. I piss on everything, I piss on the couch, the carpet, the curtains, the cat, the k**s. But last night was the final straw when I pissed on my owner’s.”The black Lab said, ” So what’s the vet going kırklareli escort to do? “”Well, he’s going to cut my balls off,” answered the yellow Labrador. “Supposedly it’ll calm me down and stop me pissing everywhere.”The Yellow Lab then turned to the Black Lab and asked “So what are you here for?”The Black Lab said, ” I’m a serial digger. I dig the garden up, I dig under fences, I dig up flowers and trees. I love kırklareli escort bayan digging. If I’m inside, I dig up the carpets. But I stepped over the line last night when I dug a bloody great big hole in my owners’ couch.”” So what are they going to do to you ? ” the Yellow Lab asked.” Well it looks like I’ll be losing my balls as well,” the forlorn Black Lab said.The Black Lab then turned to the Great Dane escort kırklareli and asked, ” Why are you here?” I’m a serial humper,” said the Great Dane with a big grin on his face. “I hump anything. I’ll hump the cat, a pillow, the TV, the table, doors, fence posts, anything. I hump everything I see. Yesterday my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending over drying her feet, and I just couldn’t help myself. I jumped up on her back andstarted humping away.”The Black and the Yellow Labs exchanged a confused glance and said, “So why are you looking so happy if you’re here to have your balls cut off?”Who said anything about losing my balls?” The Great Dane said, ” No, I’m here to get my nails clipped!”

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